Are you Enjoying the Couch or is The Couch Enjoying you?
Coley Andrews had accepted an email offer for a Couch with strange rules attached. Coley being a thirty nine year old man looking for a writing job thought that this was a chance for Story inspiration. Coley read out the rules for the Couch he was receiving," Rule number one: Do not sit on this Couch longer than twenty six minutes. Okay? Rule number Two: Do not sit on the couch after seven o clock in the evening as the previous owners have made this mistake. Really? Rule number Three: Keep electronics away from the couch at least four feet. Ugh that sounds strange?!? Rule number Four the final rule: Make sure you follow the other three rules and you won't end up like the previous owners of this couch." Coley Andrews then said," Oh screw it, I buy it." The day he had unpacked the couch and put it in his living room Coley had been working on writing his first draft of a book he had been struggling to get started on. Not realizing that he had spent well over twent...