Are you Enjoying the Couch or is The Couch Enjoying you?

Coley Andrews had accepted an email offer for a Couch with strange rules attached. Coley being a thirty nine year old man looking for a writing job thought that this was a chance for Story inspiration. Coley read out the rules for the Couch he was receiving," Rule number one: Do not sit on this Couch longer than twenty six minutes. Okay? Rule number Two: Do not sit on the couch after seven o clock in the evening as the previous owners have made this mistake. Really? Rule number Three: Keep electronics away from the couch at least four feet. Ugh that sounds strange?!? Rule number Four the final rule: Make sure you follow the other three rules and you won't end up like the previous owners of this couch." Coley Andrews then said," Oh screw it, I buy it." 
The day he had unpacked the couch and put it in his living room Coley had been working on writing his first draft of a book he had been struggling to get started on. Not realizing that he had spent well over twenty six minutes on the couch. He ignored that and continued working on writing his story.  Coley had his laptop in his lap while he was on the couch, yet again he ignored it to keep editing his book. Coley Andrews said," These rules are ridiculous I'm still staying on it until I'm finished with this project." He was on the couch after seven o clock PM and then at eight o'clock PM was finished writing the story about his coming out journey. When he noticed that he was literally starting to look like the couch he said," I should have taken the rules seriously." Then Coley Andrews had been absorbed by that Couch.

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