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Tiptoe or Scream?

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Oliver had just finished transitioning to a Man and changed his name from Olivia to the male version of the name which is Oliver. He had finished the last of his testosterone and already got both his top and bottom surgery. The therapy to replace the feramones with testosterone coupled with the puberty blockers which he had also finished taking the last of helped with the transition process. His puberty resumed the next Day and he was hungry. So Oliver had called to check with his doctor on a video call. The doctor said," Okay Oliver, how are you doing today? I assume that puberty has resumed this morning? How do you feel?" Oliver replied," I'm feeling really hungry. A little competitive. Yeah I feel like a young man thank you Doctor. I feel like I'm more of my authentic self I'm really happy." Dr. Clive responded," Okay young man I think that you are perfectly fine and ready to enter the world in your new identity. So if you don't need anything...

Are you Enjoying the Couch or is The Couch Enjoying you?

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Coley Andrews had accepted an email offer for a Couch with strange rules attached. Coley being a thirty nine year old man looking for a writing job thought that this was a chance for Story inspiration. Coley read out the rules for the Couch he was receiving," Rule number one: Do not sit on this Couch longer than twenty six minutes. Okay? Rule number Two: Do not sit on the couch after seven o clock in the evening as the previous owners have made this mistake. Really? Rule number Three: Keep electronics away from the couch at least four feet. Ugh that sounds strange?!? Rule number Four the final rule: Make sure you follow the other three rules and you won't end up like the previous owners of this couch." Coley Andrews then said," Oh screw it, I buy it."  The day he had unpacked the couch and put it in his living room Coley had been working on writing his first draft of a book he had been struggling to get started on. Not realizing that he had spent well over twent...

Hamburger or Human ?

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A new fast food restaurant has opened up in Carroter County and it's located in Farret vile called Windo-burger. The menu was better than McDonald's and Wendy's combined. Caleb Lucas and his boyfriend Scott Juseth decided to go on a date there. Caleb and Scott were intrigued by the rules on the restaurant's website. Scott said," That's weird, one of the rules of Windo-burger is no humans allowed during the night shift." Caleb asked him," That is weird, it could be a great story to break for our newspaper." Scott added," It also means we can't go there to eat, but we could sneak around the restaurant to see if we can catch something scandalous."  The following night as they were in the restaurant and after breaking into the freezer found a human foot with other human body parts. Caleb and Scott were shaken up by this discovery saying," if it's not hamburger meat then it's Human meat!!!!!" A Wendigo entered the room ...

Don't Look Back

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Eric Tornan was a remarkable young man and he has TV shows that he loves to watch. Eric Tornan didn't like that people online were trash talking about his favorite TV show on CBS called Physician Whom. For years he had been watching it as each actor reiterated into the Next Physician. Once in twenty seventeen he had watch the twelfth Physician in his final episode called twice upon a tale. Eric said," Oh I know this episode is going to be grand." As The physician gave his long reiteration speech he was ecstatic about The Next Physician cause earlier that year CBS had announced Kristina Ricci as The Thirteenth Physician. When the speech ended and The Thirteenth Physician fresh off the reiteration said her first words,' Oh frantastic.' after looking at hetorself. Eric Tornan excitedly said," yesss."  Three years later after watching that Era Eric Tornan saw a few people trash talking The Kristina Ricci Era of Physician Whom. Eric Tornan said," Okay I...

Don't forget The To Check Your Email

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Nathaney Coolers had switched to work from home beauty modeling getting requests from all kinds of makeup companies, fashion companies, and hair product companies. Nathaney would skim through the emails each company sent her. Each email at the end said 'do not use this product after two weeks' they would send her email after email trying to warn her. It was a week past the two weeks mark Nathaney Skimmed through the warnings from the companies saying to herself," Whatever, I have no time for this I have places to go and people to see so I will just move these emails to Spam." Continuing to use the products four weeks later she started to get a burning and squeezing and sweating sensation but she just ignored it and continued to use the products and wearing the clothing. It was really getting to her saying," I think I should read the emails I put in the spam folder."  While Nathaney Coolers was reading through the emails when she was shocked by what she had m...

Stay out of The Woods

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A college student living with his parents  named Thomas Clatric and Sarala Clatric on the outskirts of The Town Goredead in Sowan county. The college student's name Is Dominic Clatric and this week was a week that Dominic has all to himself. His parents left one rule on the nightstand: Stay out of the woods because strange things have been going on and the last thing we saw was all of the animals in the forest have exited and voices of people who are not anywhere near our house. Dominic after reading that note said," Well that's odd. Where I'm I suppose to go on my quiet morning walks?" He decided to walk around the outside of the house for his morning walks so he didn't have a chance of encountering anything weird. Dominic would be on his phone listening to his favorite music on Pandora radio. Until that Friday morning when he was recording things for his mythology podcast. Dominic said," Okay, so today's podcast is about The native American myth of ...